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Skilled Lawyer and Professional Toe Biter

About Me

I am a Toodle, Terrier/Poodle mix, excited to be alive and to have a good home. I love running around the house and getting so worked up that I give myself hiccups. I enjoy playing with all my toys, looking out the window and biting my humans' toes. I get very happy when all my humans come home from work. As soon as they walk through the door I quickly roll over in hopes that they may rub my belly.

My Skills

  • Being Cute
  • Sleeping
  • Running
  • Jumping
  • Getting Hiccups
  • Looking out the Window
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My Education

Harvard Law School - 2016

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Law Degree

Emphasis in Animal Law. Valedictorian for Class of 2016. Graduated with honors.

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Tude for All

I do not discriminate. It does not matter who you are, if you cross me, I have enough altitude for you too. I take pride in my ability to dish out tude. It is a skill that some must learn, but I was born with tude!

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Avid Sock Collector 

For many moons I have been interested in socks. I love all different types of socks, but the stinkier the better! I enjoy stealing them right of your feet and chewing on them until they are sopping wet.  

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Professional Napper 

Although I am very energetic and run all over the house, I also love my naps. I take about 4-6 naps a day. All that running and jumping wears me out. 

Experience

  • 2016 - Current
    The most popular dog on the street!
    Adorable
  • 2016
    I found my Human
    Home
  • 2016
    The beginning of my existence
    Birth

My Success Stories

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Teddy Terrorizer

One of my very close friends is Mr. Teddy. He is always there for me any time I may need him. I return his kindness by chewing on him and flinging him across the room. He secretly like it!

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Toilet Paper Slayer

Into every generation a slayer is born: one pup in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, toilet paper rolls, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.

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Naturalist

There is nothing I love to do more than to lay in the grass and watch all the other dogs walk their humans. I enjoy digging a small hole and rubbing my face in the dirt pile I created.

Recommendations

"I have known Buffy for quite a while. I know her to be a dedicated and focused pup. She is always willing to lend a paw or offer her advise. The world would not be the same without that little fluff ball. To any future employer; hire her immediately! Cheerio."

- Queen Elizabeth II

"It’s important to know that Buffy Brown is a hard working ambitious professional. She is a curious canine by nature. This dedicated dog is an avid learner who loves to travel and explore. Buffy is constantly evolving to be the best she can be, and she encourages others to do the same."

- Michelle Obama